Oh! The things I'm doing for my career!

Something NEVER.SEEN.BEFORE: Elizabeth, attempting golf. The workouts at Curves, the Crest White Strips, the manicures and highlights and the new jeans? All for me. Picking up a golf club for the first time in my memory and standing at an angle guaranteed to do me no favors and whacking at a little white ball like a lunatic with my chest in the way? All for my career. It's a sad day, let's have a moment of silence while I write a check to the nice golf instructor...