Secret Agent Mommy

You may ask yourself, what's up with the melon wearing sunglasses? Last night, as he's headed out to grill dinner, my husband looks at me and says "wow, you're brave." I furrow my brow. Crazy, bossy, loud, beautiful, brilliant... THOSE I've heard before. "Brave?" "Sure. What happens when Grumpy finds the website?" Beat. Beat. Thudda thudda thump.... Actual ICE WATER in my veins. "You're always so careful, and prepared..." my husband says (a bit snarky? maybe.) Sure. I'm brave. I'm brave like a melon in sunglasses. Gonna have to think this one through.