From the: "Things You Don't Want to Hear From Your Preschooler" file

Coming out of the shower, there's Bear holding out a baby carrot. Here! Oh, thank you Bear. Yummy Yummy carrot. Where did you get it? From the Fridger-Eight-Err. Is it good? Yes, thanks. I made it hot. Uh, you did? How did you do that Bear? In the oven, silly. (Stop here. Panic. Look child up and down for radiation poisoning or burns. Peer at carrot frantically.) What color oven? White like the stove or black like the microwave? Color? Color of oven? Yes! PINK, Silly! (*whew*)